Before I got my PHD in bad games, swankdom, and how to make a bad ass tater tot casserole, I was a young lad with a Vectrex and a NES. When I was growing up, I always wished that gaming, the hobby I loved and lived, would someday be taken seriously. Now here I am […]
Have you ever read about a game and thought to yourself “who in their right mind thought this would be a great idea?!” While your average gamer may scoff at an atrocious game idea, it seems that game companies are making these dumb decisions every day. We’ve seen it in the past with games based off […]
Jail must suck (insert obligatory blowjob joke here). Suck hard. I can’t even begin to comprehend what jail would be like - Prison Break or Oz? Maybe I’ll meet a hot doctor and break out to find $5 million buried in Utah. Or get raped while my only friend in prison is stabbed to death.
Seriously […]
Liar Liar. The movie may be hilarious (Carey’s best), but it also brings across a message. It may be scattered across Jim’s almost-orgasmic facial expressions and Krista Allen’s heaving chest, but it’s there. Lying is wrong. Nobody likes a liar. Some people seem to think lying is a professional sport; they go about it trying […]
“Daddy, daddy, is it here?”
“Yes son, it is. Came this morning.”
“Oh Richard, I’m so glad you bought a Wii for Christmas. What a lovely gift for the kids.”
“Quick Daddy, open it! Open it!”
“Ok buddy, calm down. Here I go…”
Internet auction site eBay has been selling thousands of Wii’s, PS3’s and Xbox 360’s over the past […]
Not just because the game is a crime against video game quality (that’s bound to get some responses), but if Germany has anything to say about it, every time you turn on Halo and kill AI, you’re committing a crime. Every time a publisher inserts a knife into a video game, he’s committing a crime. […]
Bungie has released a special Halo 3 featurette on the 5 year anniversary of Halo. Featuring all new old video and some promo stuff, it is really maybe worth a look.
Honestly… you release basically nothing for months.. then on the 5 year anniversary you release the same freaking footage you released months ago, but add […]
