Get this.

I, personally, hate this as much as Martin hates viral marketing.

Here we have another rumour from another idiot with too much time on his skin-flaked hands. This one, I don’t even see how people can classify this as anywhere near believeable. There are waaay too many errors in this document that I’ll let you pick them out yourself. Anyway.. said ‘document’ is apparently a speech from the one and only Reggie Fils-Aime. It goes on to state about the DS and Wii, the success they are having, release date and price (all that for $175 US! Nice!), various Wii games and even something called the “Head Mounted Display”.

Here is the how the documents were ‘found’.

”I noticed Mr. Fils-Aime putting something in the confidential waste bin, and walked over after he had left for a meeting.. the bin was full to the top as usual, and these screwed up pages were just in reach through the lid (without taking it off and spilling papers everywhere). There’s not much I can do to prove my credibility, however I think they may be of interest to you..”

Enjoy laughing at them, because whoever did this obviously took a 5-minute class in Photoshopping to get this to work. Stuff like this makes me want to give up my career in writing.

Although, because these rumours are being circulated, that must mean that Nintendo are doing something right, to get someone to go to the effort to make this up. Right?

Now, back to reporting real news.

- Aaron Kleemann